Before you begin... (chapter 0)

This version of Team Lambda is my first draft, back when everything was the most outlandish thing I could think of, regardless of if it had any sort of plot relevance. Actually, at this point, there was no plot!

If you want to laugh at the nonsense I concocted, be my guest, but this is not some critically acclaimed piece. You will likely see aspects of it in subsequent drafts, but a large amount of this content will be removed, or very heavily revised.

In any case, should you wish to continue, have 1 novel's worth of word vomit.